iconise:

ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like 

turn around if you are in room N301

and she turned around and i just looked at her and her expression was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters 

28 thousand notes, somebody call hollywood

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

fangpants:

“Social Anxiety doesn’t exist, you’re just shy”

“Just suck it up and go ask an employee, you’re being a baby”

“It’s not that hard to call someone, just do it”

“Stop making up excuses, job interviews aren’t that bad”

“God, why did you freak out like that? it was just a few people”

“Have you tried just getting over it?”

senshisaturn:

senshisaturn:

im going to construct a furby out of things in my house

rnackenzie:

ummm yah i have ten followers now… so we cant really be friends anymore sorry